Dueling laptops 

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

Dueling laptops by SteelerPP August 29, 2012

Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

Dueling poop by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

Dueling Pianos 

Dueling pianos is a show usually in a lounge, bar, or cruise ship, where two people face two pianos back to back and play requests for music that they get from the audience. The music can range everywhere from Beethoven, to Baby Got Back! You just never know whats going to come up at a dueling piano show!

I love dueling pianos!

Dueling Pianos by Beidi November 24, 2005

dueling banjos 

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.

"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"

dueling banjos by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005

Dueling Pianos 

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.

Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dueling Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.

Dueling Pianos by SandyBerg February 19, 2020

dueling faces 

Sexual act in which two women take turns giving one man head.

"They were both trying to suck my dick! They were playing dueling faces."

dueling faces by P-Money315 January 5, 2010

Dueling Analogs 

A webcomic created by Steve Napierski that ridicules games. There is no consecutive plotline, as the comics take place within the games universes. Repeating features include Games I'm Glad Were Never Made, Rejected Mega Man Villains, and What If.

Man, Dueling Analogs was so funny today!

Dueling Analogs by Ento November 1, 2007