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The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.
"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."

Duhingus 

He has a really big duhingus.
Duhingus by BUTTONSFORLIFE March 3, 2019
DVD is short for a military distinguished visitors' day and replaced VIP or VVIP as some staff officer thought it was a good idea. DVDing is the flat-spin everyone involved in the DVD goes into. Normally DVDing means everyone stopping whatever they are supposed to be doing for a full day, so the grown-up can be shown stuff that they do not want to see. Bad DVDing means getting sacked. Good DVDing means you move closer to being a grown-up yourself.
This stupid DVD has taken everybody out of the game for 3 days. We have less employees than Tesco, and I bet they don't get this excited when a middle manager wants to visit a store to inspect the pick & mix counter. I hate DVDing.
DVDing by Bumsnorkler March 19, 2019

Duping delight 

The joy expressed when one is able to control a person that is made obvious with an improper smirk or facial gesture after deception is delivered.
Example 1.
Duping delight is when a cheating woman of 8 months' grins after saying "I was just out with my friends" to her partner.

Example 2.
A serial killer using their charm who finds their way out of a situation and gets away with it and can not contain their satisfaction.
Duping delight by Anna-Lisa Malone February 17, 2020

dudin' off 

Just makes doing male things;
Why is Henry eating milk in a bowl with a tablespoon? Ahh, he's just dudin' off.
dudin' off by Zoeseph Boxer July 10, 2017