dorkus

an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)

Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.

by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018

Dorkus

(Plural form: dorki) A silly person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculously around others, a peculiar person ecspecailly one who is perceived to be overly intellectual

Daddy told me to quit being a dorkus after I tripped over my own feet.

by linzlulu1 November 30, 2013

Dorkus

(Plural form: dorkii) A silly person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculously around others, a peculiar person ecspecailly one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.

Daddy told me to quit being a dorkus after I tripped over my own feet.

by linzlulu1 November 30, 2013

dorkus

An UNATTRACTIVE female dork. An ATTRACTIVE female dork is called a "Dorkette".

You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!

Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.

by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006

dorkus

a person showing characteristics of a dork

TENER is such a dorkus

by richard lai March 1, 2003

dorkus

a term when used to describe someone indicates that the speaker is a choade; anyone you hear using this word should either be avoided or kicked in the sack immediately

That fuckin douchebag just called somebody a "dorkus".

by Rameses December 25, 2003

dorkus

n. someone who is a big dork!

Atwan is a dorkus!

by OveRuN November 10, 2002