death grips

a very band

aye bro you listen to death grips?

no

fucking loser

death grips by Mega thunder dick January 3, 2026

death grips fan 

the most unhinged people you'd never want to hang out with

person nr. 1: let's be friends!
person nr. 2: ok, what's your favourite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!!! 1!1!!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*

death grips fan by john overscore December 31, 2023

death grips fan 

the most unhinged people that you'd never want to hang out with

person nr. 1: hey, let's be friends!
person nr. 2: okay, what's your favorite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!! 1!1!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*

death grips fan by john overscore December 31, 2023

death grip 

When a male masturbates too often/with too hard of a grip, so that they are almost insensitive to anything other than masturbation. This includes even vaginal sex.

The only reason Christian lasted when having sex with the really tight girl was that he had given himself the death grip.

death grip by bigheadu August 31, 2016

Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.

e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

Kung Fu death grip by Roland_07 August 26, 2007

Colonic death grip 

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.

Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.

Colonic death grip by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022

cub run death grip 

When you grasp a penis so hard, it turns bright purple.

The nurse KTB, was inserting a foley and squeezed so hard that she gave Jimmy the Cub Run Death Grip and hurt him badly. He said "ouch".

cub run death grip by Marsha Marsha Marsha ❤️ August 9, 2017