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jean claude van damme by the badger July 25, 2003
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kickin' like Van Damme
When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.
kickin' like Van Damme by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017
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Van Damme facial.
Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.
Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Van Damme facial. by Antony December 20, 2003
VAN DAMME
The act of kicking open a door very loudly. You usually yell the words VAN DAMME as you are doing it as well. Refers to the action movie star Jean Claude Van Damme, and how his kicks can bust down doors.
This is helpful when you want to be an obnoxious asshole, or you're carrying something and can't use your hands.
This is helpful when you want to be an obnoxious asshole, or you're carrying something and can't use your hands.
Ahhh shit I can't open that door with all this shit in my hands. Oh well, VAN DAMME!(Busts open door with kick)
VAN DAMME by BigYetiDick January 28, 2008
Van-Damme it
1.To push aside personal feelings or obstacles and focus on the task at hand.
2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.
2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.
You:"Dude, I can't go to work. I feel like crap after Cindy dumped me."
Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."
Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."
Van-Damme it by Yehudi c/o Rhett April 29, 2008
Two can Van Damme
Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
Two can Van Damme by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008