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crazy cat lady 

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash
"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"
crazy cat lady by J.Noble July 18, 2006

Crazy Cat Nail Lady 

Crazy Cat Nail Lady is an alternate name for a certain nail and comedy based YouTuber.
Did you see Crazy Cat Nail Lady's newest video?
Crazy Cat Nail Lady by TheZjads October 24, 2017

crazy cat fetish 

someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.
crazy cat fetish by countryboomboom December 18, 2021

Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome 

what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.
Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.

Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.

Crazy cat lady 

A women who has 5 or more cats that she constantly tells story's about to random strangers.
Kerry just got her 5th cat , she is officially a crazy cat lady.

Crazy Cat Lady 

The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.

She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
Crazy Cat Lady by Ashxia September 29, 2017