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Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
Confederate Pig Dick by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019

confident tub 

A tubby person with great stature and confidence.
confident tub by uGxFatal February 22, 2015

farting with confidence 

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).
"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

confidence 

*example of confidence*
I'm doing my best and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
confidence by Dubiks December 10, 2018

Confidence in a bottle

Reffering to alcoholic beverages giving u confidence to do somethin u wouldnt do sober, to talk to a random girl or just start conversation with anyone
also giving u the confidence to think u can kick anybodys ass (also known as beer balls)
me: stop bein a bitch n do it!!!!

bitch: alright alright let me get some confidence in a bottle

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.