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chococheese 

Another Word For Cheesecake or Chocolate with cheese on top
make me some chococheese no extra choco
chococheese by scrubsfan September 5, 2008

cock cheese 

yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.
I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.
cock cheese by Josh Fogarty.; June 25, 2010
A silly, but inoffensive moniker for a friend or acquaintance. Often used when the friend has suddenly realized something you’ve tried to explain for a minute now.
Friend: “So, you’re saying I’m better off without her?”

You: “Welcome to the conversation, Cocheese!”
Cocheese by Cocheese Man June 22, 2023

cock cheese 

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)
Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.
cock cheese by Light Joker October 16, 2006

cock cheese 

An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.
"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."
cock cheese by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004

cottage cock cheese 

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!