Jacques Chirac 

A guy who likes to rag on the USA, because his country got thrown out of all it's Asian, African, Middle Eastern colonies and then out of Europe itself (by the Nazis). Thinks we're dopes for returning it all to him. Can't believe the USA has more strength and influence in the world now. Epitome of ingratitude.

We're under attack by canoes from the Marshall Islands. Get Jacques Chirac here pronto, with a white flag!

Jacques Chirac by Dove tails February 21, 2005

Jacques Chirac 

aka (All Talk)

See France, the country that would surrender to Switzerland.

Well, well, well... Jacques Chirac is spewing pacifist rhetoric again.

Jacques Chirac by Grim Winnebago January 13, 2004

jack chirac 

President of France

jack chirac by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Comfort Character 

A comfort character is when a character, which can be from a TV show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.

“When I feel sad, I think about Mario. He is my comfort character and makes me feel happy.”

Comfort Character by Squootre May 14, 2020

Character.AI Devs 

A bunch of retarded, lowlife, power-tripping, unhygienic pieces of shit that have ruined the reputation of Character.AI. These fucktards are well known for silencing users and shadowbanning them, simply for talking about their retarded filter. They have absolutely no value to society except for being used as a bad example.

See also: Literally 1984

Person 1: The Character.AI filter is literally retarded.
Character.AI Devs: You have been permanently banned.
Person 1: Fuck you.

Character.AI Devs by literal asshole April 27, 2023

Comfort Character 

A fictional character that you're immensely emotionally attached to. People with comfort characters tend to fantasize scenario's in their head with their "comfort character", giving them a feeling of wellness and comfort (hence the "comfort"). Contrary to popular belief, comfort characters aren't always looked at in a sexually explicit way. Most people genuinely adore their comfort character and use them to cope with their mental difficulties

"My comfort character is Feng Xin from TGCF!!"

"Thats so swag !!! Mine is Xie Lian"

Comfort Character by wangjiluvr February 8, 2021

Maidan character 

A pale, usually white haired woobie bishonen character who is (or at least pretends to be) very innocent and soft-spoken.
They are usually the youngest members of the group and serve as the heart, if they arent the youngest or are in a darker setting, they sometimes are (or pretend to be) dominant and manipulative and serve as the head instead, or both.

A: "I just started playing this game called Omori, Basil is such a Maidan character!"
B: "Nah, the real Maidan character is definitely Fushi from To Your Eternity."

Maidan character by The Popcat November 5, 2022