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bow-tie's are for little boys, become a man and get Blue Oval Certified. chevy's are not even comparable to the stench off of pig shit, they are that low.
Can Hear Every Valve Rust Oil Leaks Every Time
Chevy by Bad ass ford man September 17, 2003
Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.
Chevy...like a rock!
Chevy by Shorty July 25, 2004
The kind of truck that looks pretty, but lasts 10 years tops.
My 1989 ford f250 xlt is rusted to shit, but it runs like it was bought yesterday.

At least I dont drive a piece of chevy.
chevy by Brennan Platt February 25, 2005
Chevy is the shittiest car maker out there! Take your Chevy and trade it in for a Toyota!!
Chevy Commercial: "Chevy, we'll be there"

Me: Will you be there when I'm broken down?!?!
Chevy by Anonymous August 3, 2003
A fucking Chevy just sits there, like a rock.
chevy by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003
piece of shit that any ford can whip
damn my chevy is slow, I should of bought a ford
Chevy by Anonymous May 15, 2003