cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

swiss cheese ass

A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.

That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!

by eatrawstayhealthy November 21, 2011

string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!

I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!

by Grizznix March 22, 2014

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007

Mac And Cheese Ass Boy

mac and cheese ass boy is a reference from when chayse james mello made a mac and cheese type noise while stroking his meat in a video

mac and cheese ass boy, a reference made towards someone

by porkslimenut December 15, 2023

ass cheese

A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.

Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:

1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.

2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).

On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!

The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...

When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012

ass-cheese

The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.

Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.

Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.

'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'

'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'

'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'

by Tahtiana September 10, 2008