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root-causism 

The pseudo-profound idea that every social ill is a symptom of some deep moral sickness and can never be mitigated by simplistic treatments which fail to cure the gangrene at the core.
Smith wrote in 1986 that nothing could be done about violent crime in America, because violent crime was woven into the fabric of a violent American society. The fact that violent crime has declined massively since then shows that he was engaging in root-causism.
root-causism by LordSlonborg July 24, 2018
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Carsonism 

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.
"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."
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A religion called caroism that follows a divine figure called mother locus, if you fulfill your purpose in life you get the grace of dying with your purpose done and if you dont then you are reincarnated as a star and forced to burn and watch other people live their lives, the rules and prophetic stories are called the praecepta and will be followed, your purpose can be minuscule or large but you wont know, the people who get prophecies and messaged through dreams are called stellae and the symbolism for mother locus is a weeping willow.

It is among a small group of people who recieved the prophecies of mother locus and want to spread the divine teachings of her.
I am a caroist. I follow the religion of caroism.”
Caroism by Stellae September 23, 2023