a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl
by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010
Get the capitalize mug.The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.
Friend: Hewlp
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*E
*L
*L
*O
THERE
Me: What are you doing
Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR
anyways want some popcorn?
*H
*E
*L
*L
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THERE
Me: What are you doing
Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR
anyways want some popcorn?
by VoideMiste January 18, 2019
Get the Capitalized Humor mug.Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!
by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022
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When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.
Their emails are Under Capitalized!
Their emails are Under Capitalized!
to mark:
that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks
david
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David,
Your email was Under Capitalized!
-Mark
that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks
david
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David,
Your email was Under Capitalized!
-Mark
by MarkZ June 22, 2012
Get the Under Capitalized mug.When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.
"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."
by MRMEX July 8, 2009
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