California Roll 

when driving, you anticipate a red light and slow down way before, so that by the time you reach it it's already green and you dont have to stop.

you're still moving, so its faster than racing up to it and then stopping. this is also great when you're poor and can't afford fuel to keep accelerating from zero.

if you're good you can stay in second or third gear

oh shit, that lights gone red
*slows down slightly*
no sweat, we'll california roll it

California Roll by ziggymarleynjg July 6, 2009

California Roll 

Specific items.
• Rice
• Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.

Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!

Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!

California Roll by Boba Gumb November 10, 2015

california roll 

2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.

Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.

california roll by CJ Fitzpatrick May 7, 2005

California Roll 

Roll of fat that's squeezed out from under a tight bra.

Whoa, check out that girl, she's got a muffin top and a california roll.

California Roll by Dan604 June 9, 2007

california roll 

God , California SUCKS!

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california roll by Stewie Griffin March 10, 2005

california roll 

A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.

Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"

california roll by nicky675 August 26, 2007

California Roll 

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.

Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.

California Roll by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016