California sober

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”

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California Sober

When you don’t drink alcohol but you do take drugs.

She doesn’t drink, but she will have a line. She’s California Sober.

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A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

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