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Cakester 

Loser,Tool,Fag,Nerd,Geek,Ect.
""Not the Oreo cookie""
Man I fucking hate that kid he's such a "Cakester"
Cakester by Chris Warzniak October 2, 2007

Chocolate Cakester 

When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.
Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.

Andy: Why dude?

Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.

Cakester 

when you poo on to another person's butt and frost the poo like a cake.
Oh man dawg, I'm fina give that hoe the cakester tonight!
Cakester by bigbimbo May 15, 2009

chestered 

1.a person (usually a guy or a nerd) who is a loner
2. a kid at school who doesnt have any friends to sit with during lunch breaks.
That's Sherman, the chestered guy in this school
chestered by whatsername_bennoda October 3, 2005

carolina cakester

a sexual fetish which involves, 2 men, one woman, fecal matter, and ejaculation. the maneuver goes as follows, the woman is blowing two men and prior to ejaculation one male turns around and drops a deuce directly into the mouth of the woman followed by blowing his load into her mouth, simultaneously the other male busts his nut into the mouth of the woman and immediately turns around to unleash his deamon into the mouth of the woman. the two men then force the woman to eat the tasty compilation or shit and jizz. once performed the large amount of cum and shit is similar to that of an oreo cakester and originated in the state of north carolina
champ and i gave this bitch a sweet carolina cakester last night.

Oreo Cakester 

When the man puts saran wrap on each of the girl's boobs, shits on both of them, jizzes in the middle, and then squishes both of the poop boob circles (by folding over the seran wrap) together while tittyfucking her. Then, the man punches the girl and screams, "BILLY JUST GOT HIS FIRST CHEST HAIR, BEEYOTCH!" while shaving her pubes and sprinkling them on her chest (creating 'chest hair'). While the girl is knocked out, he picks up the "Oreo Cakester" with his erect penis and shoves it up the girl's ass, or in her mouth. OR IN HER VAGINA. Whichever is prefered by the couple. Often a practice in Massachusetts.
Robbie: Hey, Billy had himself an Oreo Cakester last night!
Ray: Dayum.