Budgie

Budgies are quite smart, and their favorite activity is studying science using your computer screen.

Budgie: The only pet capable of outsmarting a human while not even trying. Budgies are small cute birds that specialize in carpet bombing and recognisanse missions. They are not heavilly armoured, so instead they constantly return to their safe bunker for reloading their magasines and refueling. Budgies are not afraid of any object, and they are not afraid of your hands. However, if you hold an object in you hand you scare the heck out of them, the exception being sharp big knives capable of acting like a mirror.

Budgies are often stationed on carriers - called humans - they are often positioned on heads, necks and hands.

Look. Is it a bird?

Is it a carpet bomber, tactical air superiority fighter or force landing aircraft?
Yes! Indeed it is a budgie.

Budgie by Words do not exist January 11, 2021

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budgie

is a small, lightweight, streamlined, teardrop shaped device designed to make obscene amounts of noise, usually while flying around your head.

oh, look it's a budgie! can you see it?

budgie by Budgie January 1, 2005

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Budgie

Adorable little Bird, which is sadly very underrated and often miss treated. They like to have a big cage and fly around the room.

The also like to eat vegetables and fruits, but do not feed them avocados or chocolate since that’s toxic for them.

The like to communicate with other budgies and they’re owner, but a mirror is not good for them.
Treat them well and they will love you

Sam: Can we buy a budgie ?
Dean: sure, but inform yourself about them first

Budgie by BudgiesHaveFeelingsToo August 20, 2021