Broskie
Men who run in 'packs' with other broskies, especially at work & 'out on the town'.
A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
"Whoah, it must be 'Salmon-color Shirt Day' for the Broskies"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
Broskie by WizardPickle September 29, 2009
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