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The Crème Brulee Dessert 

You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.
Related Words
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brillent 

A moronic approximation of the word "brilliant" used by illiterate Youtube commenters who are too stupid to spell the word "brilliant" correctly.
"This guy is BRILLENT!"

Biilee Ahmed 

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .
He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!
Biilee Ahmed by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019
Brinlee is a short funny girl who will never fail to make you smile. She is fair skinned and is amazing at giving advice. She gets called beautiful on a daily basis but she wont believe it. She doesn't like to get complimented because she doesn't know how to respond. She loves to be anywhere quiet to think or just to be alone and take in her surroundings. Although she socializes a lot she is usually in her own world. Her imagination is amazing and could write a book if she wanted. If you are ever looking for her she is usually alone somewhere listening to music drowning out the rest of the world. When you get on her bad side she is a bitch and it is hell. So try to stay on her good side. Brinlee is a sweet girl but doesn't trust easily. You have to earn her trust but if you mess up you dont get a second chance. She doesn't open up easily so you have to be patient with her and understanding.
Wow! I love hanging with Brinlee she is so cool.
Brinlee by User 2356 January 11, 2020
Briley is a drop, dead gorgeous girl who is willing to stand up for what she believes in and will stop at nothing to get what she wants she is very caring and loving and very sweet she always there for her friends and has a need for eating food and throwing half of it away she doesn't mess around when people mess with her if you bite her she bites back but if you have her as your girlfriend you may be the luckiest guy standing on the earth soil but all out Briley is perfect
is that Briley? I wish she could be mine
Briley by Matthew pilight January 24, 2019
Brinlee means sweetheart in celtic.
She is a smart, fair skinned girl who is sassy most of the time but, can be the most beautiful, sweet, caring girl you will ever know.
Dude, you are so lucky you found a Brinlee!
Brinlee by Redfox1 February 14, 2010