blingwad

Unclassified transformed matter.

I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon with the robots that turn into blingwads.

blingwad by Mr Jerky November 11, 2006

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Buying Cigarettes 

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018

nerd bling

Portable USB Drives, worn around the neck on a strap. The more Megs on the drive, the higher the status.

"Oh, look. Cash is wearing his Nerd Bling again..."

nerd bling by Chad Hill August 23, 2005

bling theory

Scientific theory based on the idea that all matter in the universe is interrelated and governed through a massive network of invisible bling.

Dr. Dre, P.h.d., is giving a presentation on bling theory today.

bling theory by AceFrehley February 28, 2008

fuck boying 

When a chick knows a dude is a fuck boy but plays his game because the sex is fun.

He thinks she's clueless, but she's fuck boying him hard.

fuck boying by sllamallama July 7, 2016

Blinge 

Obsession with Ostentatious Fashion;

The word blinge has been derived from two words bling and binge..
Bling means - Ostentatious Fashion or High Fashion or Fashion for the Rich
Binge Means - Obsession with food or any other thing

Women have a blinge for sexy night dresses, cute shoes and accessories.

Blinge fashion is the hipster fashion!

Blinge by Blinge Fashion Lover May 20, 2015