The Dirty Birdhouse 

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.

Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.

The Dirty Birdhouse by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014

Get out of my birdhouse 

A phrase used to express dominance over another individual after having totally beaten said opponent. invented by the great celtics basket ball player Larry Bird.

**Larry makes an amazing shot**
Fans- GET OUT OF MY BIRDHOUSE!!

Get out of my birdhouse by thebirdman77 January 27, 2009

Painting the Birdhouse 

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.

”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”

Painting the Birdhouse by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020

The birdhouse 

The third story of a blue house on oakland street where an occupant named matt resides. The birdhouse has been known to keep matt inside for several days at a time.

Adam: "where is matt?, i haven't seen him in like 4 days"

Wyatt: "I think he is in the birdhouse"

The birdhouse by abby (the dog) July 16, 2008

Russian Birdhouse

When russian men pile into a small room and give eachtother blowjobs.

wow, i am sore from that "russian birdhouse" last night

Russian Birdhouse by thatotherkidthathatessexuals July 29, 2011

barnhouse 

1. A laughably arrogant public declaration of humility

2. An attempt to subvert existing channels of discourse towards guerilla marketing (see astroturf)

3. When you think something is finally going to get better after years of badness and instead it gets laughably worse

4. A critical moment in the decline of an institution or custom

5. One who implements or creates any of the aforementioned examples of barnhouse

Quit being a fucking barnhouse.

barnhouse by Jaleo October 20, 2008

birdhole 

When you ram your rod into the fertile sod of a broad, specifically in her butthole and you withdrawal faster than the french at a war meeting her butthole will resemble a birdhouse's hole. You stare magnificently at what you have created, spit in or around it and then take a photo.

I was talking on the phone with my homie Z-Man and he was telling me about this dude that birdholed this girl and her butthole wouldn't close.

or

If engaging in an anal invasion, a woman's ass elasticity will manifest itself as the ubiquitous birdhole.

birdhole by gauchacj March 12, 2011