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bertie by Chris Hume December 24, 2003
World's most useless member of society.

It's a wonder he is capable of breathing given how truly lazy he is.
'You see that guy over there, he is a Bertie'
Bertie by Rannoc1234566 December 2, 2019
noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'
Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.
bertie by will11 July 15, 2008
fingering a girl up the ass hole then licking it in portugal
bertie goes to portugal
bertie by goldigga111222 November 30, 2010
Someone who makes up farfetched stories and events which ‘happened to him’
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.

Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.

A user.

Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.

Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.

Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.
guy: "omg mate i got mugged twice today, then hit by a car and stabbed"
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"

lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"

*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*
bertie by don't care? January 28, 2008
a female or male name, common in france. Usally, its a boy name.

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Bertie has subscribed to T-Series
Bertie by T_S3ries March 28, 2019