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The equivalent of crumbs in the bed 

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.
Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth

crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.
Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.
crumble bed by jaxonzz9pza September 12, 2010

Solitary bedcrumbing 

The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.
IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.

TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…

IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.

Next day:

Colleague: Good evening last night?

IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends

IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.

bedcrumbs 

Crumbs of food (e.g. bread, cookies, cake) found on someone's bed.

Formed from combination of the words "bed" and "breadcrumbs."
She couldn't sleep because of all the bedcrumbs around her feet.

bed bread crumb breadcrumb cookie cake
bedcrumbs by ROCKintheCDA January 18, 2009