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Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life in which they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.
Timmy: Until I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and full of cooties.
Johnny: Ah, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

gay awakening

When wlw and mlm find themselves sexually attracted to people of the same gender, normally a celebrity, for the first time.
Girl 1: Beyoncé is so hot, she was my gay awakening!
Boy 1: My gay awakening was definitely Harry Styles

gay awakening

Noun
Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.
Carl: “That guy at work was my gay awakening.”
Jenny: “Oh, cool.”
gay awakening by MoodyHD December 29, 2022

lewd awakening 

The act of waking up your partner with oral sex.
"My girlfriend got a lewd awakening this morning when she woke up and I was eating her out."
lewd awakening by cookin77 August 18, 2012

Rude Awakening 

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth
I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am
Rude Awakening by Crapcrab October 22, 2016