assinitis 

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal

he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass

assinitis by fuckdome February 18, 2011

assisity 

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

assisity by Brian Smith November 8, 2004