Ass-Cookie 

" leftovers that come from not wipeing yr ass correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!!

Y Dont you just go to hell u u ass-cookie you

Dude, you still have ass-cookies in yr boxers lmao

Ass-Cookie by dizzles wifey 09 July 29, 2009

Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.

Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

Black Ass Cookie Bitch by Mac Slappin Booty Tappin August 15, 2008

jamaican ass cookie

Jamaican ass cookie is a slang definition for someone with the name “hope”

Jamaican ass cookie is so prude

jamaican ass cookie by The real spud January 14, 2018

Cookie Clicker Ass 

N. When your butt hurts from playing Cookie Clicker for too long and you can't get up.

Ugh I have Cookie Clicker ass right now

Cookie Clicker Ass by ThatCactus June 3, 2019

Old Ass Cookies

When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.

1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies

Old Ass Cookies by Moonchild7 February 1, 2018

Ass cookies 

An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑

Those are some ass cookies
These cookies taste like ass

Ass cookies by Hairyfannyellen June 13, 2019

making ass cookies 

a phrase that means wasting your time. hence nobody would eat ass cookies so why would you make them.

You will never be an olympic champion, your just making ass cookies.

making ass cookies by KevintheMaster March 23, 2012