Eggman’s Announcement

Eggman’s Announcement is a meme that originated from a fan-dub of the platformer Sonic Adventure 2. The meme consists of Eggman going live on Twitter.Com to rant about Shadow The Hedgehog pissing on his Wife. Thus he pisses on the moon.

Uh oh this guy it’s going to make Eggman’s announcement!

Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).

Eggman’s Announcement by Sober Blam April 25, 2023

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I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

I've come to make an announcement by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

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public service announcement

Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.

Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement

public service announcement by Aemkayfellow May 25, 2022

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Anal Announcement

Involves a 5 storey chocolate fondu fountain!!. Ppl have marshmellows, fruit etc, is lovely, but then Henry makes the revelation of the century!

An example of an Anal Announcement:
"wait a minute, *looks at heart chocolates on the table*, omg, this is it, why not have, *holds heart chocolate*, chocolate, DIPPED, in MORE CHOCOLATE!
*he races over to the fondu, and stands there dipping away for a gd 5 mins*...oh wait we're all QUEER!!"

Anal Announcement by LAhappyguy November 23, 2006

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important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this

"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"

important announcement by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023

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Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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