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Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.
Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!
ancient by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Outstanding, excelling in it's category.

Originating in Horseshoe Scout Reservation, MD.
Man, that shirt's Ancient!
ancient by w@ng December 28, 2005
"That computer is ancient, bro!"
Ancient by Da_Man8291 May 7, 2016
somebody over 40 years old, as said in arthur.
ancient may be a way to express the age of youre mom or dad.
ancient by ohyesdaddy165 November 4, 2019

Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.
-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently