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pulling a bryan 

being late
where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

pulling a bryan 

being late as fuck to work
where’s kaelec? oh, he’s pulling a bryan!

Send Bryan a booty pic day 

On June 17th you have to send Bryan a booty pic no matter who you are. Bryan must get at least 7 booty pics and then he will tell you to stop

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

Pulled a Mai and Bryan 

When a couple gets together, they alienate all their existing friends so they can spend all their free time with each other. As the time passes, the couple slowly lose their friends by always hanging out with each other. In the end, they are no longer part of a circle of friends, but rather a line that connects them to each other.

The term was coined off an actual couple named Mai and Bryan who are still sucking each other's faces off, much to the dismay of the people around them.
Ben: Hey, want to go to the movies?
Sally: Sure, why not. Who do you want to invite? Alice?
Ben:Oh.. well Alice and I don't really chill anymore, ever since she met Bill.
Sally: What happened?
Ben: She pulled a Mai and Bryan.
Sally: Oh, I see. Her loss.