drop a lump 

Take a shit

I feel good after I drop a lump.

drop a lump by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 2, 2022

pump a plump lump 

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister

i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

pump a plump lump by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

a big lump with Knobs

It has the juice.

It's corn!
A big lump with Knobs!

a big lump with Knobs by Waspunderyourbed September 18, 2022

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

Lump on a blog by fup duck September 5, 2011

Boring Lump of a Girl 

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.

Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!

Boring Lump of a Girl by lizybee June 25, 2010

lump on a log 

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

lump on a log by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

Lump on a log 

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

Lump on a log by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020