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pump a plump lump 

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister
i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

a big lump with Knobs

It has the juice.

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses
Lump on a blog by fup duck September 5, 2011

Boring Lump of a Girl 

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.
Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!

lump on a log 

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.
Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

Lump on a log 

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.
I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log
Lump on a log by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020