Doing a Jess 

It literally means crying

she was doing a jess last night

Doing a Jess by 6okay yeydhaikaowcj August 24, 2021

Doing a Jess 

When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.

My son got covid, hopefully we all get it in one go so we're not Doing A Jess.

Doing a Jess by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022

Pulling a Jess 

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.

You are pulling a Jess right now

Pulling a Jess by Sagek25 May 23, 2022

Pull a Jessica Simpson 

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

Pull a Jessica Simpson by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

pulling a jesse 

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

pulling a jesse by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

pulled a jessie 

When a younger or weaker person slaps an older or stronger person unexpectedly in the face

When my sister accused me of cheating in monopoly, I pulled a jessie and put her in her place

pulled a jessie by Tmores December 27, 2016

Pulling A Jessie 

When Someone Uses Drugs To Alter Their Performance

"I Can't Believe Barry Bonds Is Pulling A Jessie"

Pulling A Jessie by HEYOHCAPTAINJACK2299 July 6, 2017