9 

Yeah, or, I just don't need to do that. It just isn't necessary. Like, if you work hard... You can do a thing you've already done (work on a team of writers)... Except, this time... You can get the thing you didn't get the first time... Maybe... If they feel like giving it to you... Maybe go to school first... Hold on... Just hear me out... 5 maybe 6 years from now, you could be doing the thing you've already done SUCCESSFULLY AND EFFICIENTLY, JORDAN. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD THAT COMBINED THOSE 2 THINGS HUH?

Hym "Hey, you want to know the 'dated' definition of competence? 'An income large enough to live on, typically unearned.
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"

9 by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

deez6_9 

the most funniest and prettiest tiktoker alive, who’s confidence shines as bright as the sun after a rainy day

Ooh, what’re you watching on your phone?

Nothing much, just this person called deez6_9.

deez6_9 by adamm_apple July 13, 2023

9/11/01

1. Terrrible day when our towers fell down. I would fuckin kill osama if I saw him.

2. The date when Jay-Z's album The Blueprint released, making the day 5% better.

1. I wanna beat the shit out of osama bin laden with a golf club and piss on his face while hes bleeding to death, then I would throw him in an ocean so the sharks can eat him.

2. Jay-Z made 9/11/01 a little bit better.

9/11/01 by 9/11 sukd chewed and swallowed September 7, 2009

Saab 9-3 

A gangsta ass car that only gangsta ass Jewish kids drive

Damn thats a super fly Jew in that Saab 9-3

Saab 9-3 by GJEW July 21, 2011

slut aisle 9 

an exclamation used in the club when you and your friends see a person that you know for a fact is a SLUT. It is used most often in gay clubs around Mobile, AL and Pensacola, FL.

"Did you hear me mothafuckas?! I said I'm calling for a SLUT AISLE 9!"

U: Hey guys, do you see what I see?
A: Hell yeah I do! *laughs*
K: I see it too! SLUT AISLE 9!
*everybody repeats loudly*
*the slut's friends also scream, unaware of what they are screaming about*

Jimmy: I don't understand why you're mad at me.
K: Because your a slut aisle 9.
J: What?
K: You heard me. Now go think about what you did.
J: *walks away, shamed*

slut aisle 9 by Umi-la December 15, 2008

Fahrenheit 9/11 

A purported "documentary" which presents a one sided view with MANY inaccuracies and out and out lies. It is so riddled with half truths and lies, it should be called a "mockumentary."

"Fahrenheit 9/11"is a propagandist mockumentary that tries to pass itself off as truth.

Fahrenheit 9/11 by Quinn November 2, 2004

WOAH CaLM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him

WOAH CaLM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

WOAH CaLM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9 by IFEEL LIKE GUCCI IN 20056 October 16, 2020