Eat’n Park smiley cookies - Pennsylvania signature cookie Made fresh daily in their bakery, and hand iced. Each one is an original!

The Smiley Cookie was first produced by Warner's Bakery, a small bakery in Titusville, Pennsylvania. It was trademarked in 1987. The Smiley Cookie became so popular that it was added to the logo of Eat'n Park.

The Smiley cookie is a trademarked cookie that is distributed by the Eat'n Park Corporation of Homestead, Pennsylvania through their restaurants and online business, smileycookie.com. The signature Smiley Cookie was adapted from a cookie an employee enjoyed as a child.

Eat’n Park smiley cookies

Smiley is more than a cookie; he’s a life-sized representation of Eat’n Park’s commitment to making people smile. And we’re committed to bringing smiles to our guests and neighbors both inside and outside of our restaurants.

Where will Smiley and his Cookie Cruiser be next?

Eat’n Park smiley cookies by Blu_leef May 17, 2023

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cootie queen

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

cootie queen by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

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Sex cookies

When money isn't an appropriate payment, Sex or cookies can be offered, and if the favor is large enough, then sex followed by cookies can be offered.

Samantha, i can't accept money for fixing your iPod
"How about sex cookies?"
That can work

Sex cookies by 7thcolumn February 23, 2011

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cootie juice

hand sanitizer

Gina hands are burning after using cootie juice. She had a few cuts on her hands.

cootie juice by Steel City Dude March 11, 2010

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