7th of September 

If you were born on this day, you are an absolutely useless piece of shit and no one fucking likes you, you are a used up condom that has a personality of a fucking donkey.
So if you were born on this day, you should die.

Person 1: omg haha whats your birthday??

Person 2: oh haha it's 7th of September!!

Person 1: Ew I fucking hate you, die, you're disgusting and revolting.

Person 2: oh.. *cries then jumps off a building*

7th of September by yourgirlmarylou November 14, 2021

September 30 

A day were we all appreciate Nikocado Avocado.

Hey, its September 30
omg today we celebrate nikocado avocado

Ik hes so cool

September 30 by nikocado avocado January 3, 2021

September 20th Massacre

The Area 51 Raid that failed horribly. Millions met their fate naruto running.

He died in the September 20th Massacre.

The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.

September 20th Massacre by ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ September 22, 2019

September 30th 

September 30th is national joe day, you have to say ¨hey Joe what's your last name¨ to everyone you meet, even if they're not called Joe. Then the person you asked it is forced to reply ¨Joe Mama¨ with no exceptions.

¨Oh it's september 30th it's national Joe day.¨
¨Hey Joe what's your last name?¨
¨Joe Mama¨

September 30th by xXPopeMolesterXx September 30, 2019

september 20th 

the radest most osum dudes are born on this amazing day which grants the baby jesus with his magic tricks and tom fuckery because they all have masive fuck off cocks but a down side of this magic is that the cunts that are usually born on this day are stupid as FUCK

september 20th is rad

september 20th by pu33yslayer12345678 October 23, 2019

September 27 

National Why Don't We day!!!! If you don't know who Why Don't We is... Then you are probably NOT a {Limelight} but if you don't kniw them I'm just gonna say this... They're a boyband. Anyways on National Why Don't We day you need to wear green, yellow, or you could just wear their merch. Either one is great!!! But if you don't want to do it it's ok you don't have to :)

Guy 1: DUDE IT'S SEPTEMBER 27!!! IT'S NATIONAL WHY DON'T WE DAY!!!

Guy 2: LETS WEAR YELLOW AND GREEN DUDE!!!

Guy 1: OKAY DUDE!!!!

September 27 by Why_Don't_We_lover7777.💚💛 October 23, 2019

September 7th 

A girl named Sydney's Birthday

Mady: OMG it's September 7th Happy Birthday Syd

September 7th by Https/.Sydney November 3, 2019