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shithead store

Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.
Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.
shithead store by Shitheads unite! February 28, 2023
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Shithead's Cough 

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Shithead's Cough by © September 7, 2023

Social Shithead 

Someone who thinks them having a lot of friends, makes them better than others. They constantly let it be known that they have many friends, despite the fact that no one cares.
Emily is a social shithead, she just spent two hours showing me her friend list on Facebook.
Social Shithead by WnIaTmTeY December 29, 2009

MC Shithead 

A rapper that is only heard in the video game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, that you never hear him rap, just giving a shout out.
Yo! This is MC Shithead! On Radio Los Santos, the home of gangsta rap and gangsta bitches.
MC Shithead by Freakazoid July 29, 2005

ed shithead 

a disgusting person who shouldnt have ever existed. his music sucks so bad and hes so ugly. if you hate ed sheeran i love you🤨🆙
person: hey do you like ed shithead
me: no wtf thats the worst person ever
ed shithead by ashwoo January 18, 2021

stupid fucking shithead 

An ignorant person who you think is dumb/arrogant in general.

(stupid-dumb fucking-emphasizes the stupidity in this situation shithead-an arrogant person
Oh my god, Brad is such a stupid fucking shithead. He just stuck the plug from a toaster up his ass...

fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday 

Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday