Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.

Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."

by All of Wake July 5, 2010

Freckle Butt

When a person sits in a port-o-potty that is so full the fecal matter just grazes the buttocks leaving freckle-looking marks on their rear.

Oh snap, that ginger went in the port-o-potty with a freckle face and left with a freckle butt.

by xela knarf March 15, 2011

Freckle Pole

When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.

Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisite.

by A.G.G. August 19, 2008

Freckles

A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles

Jenn: Freckles where are you?

Travis: Here I am hun.

Jenn: Love me some Freckles

by Wmlovins May 3, 2010

freckle

An S.A.S. game, played thusly:
Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him.
Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.

"Who wants to play freckle?"
"Not me, you sick fuck"

by BrodieNoochie Campbell March 27, 2008

freckle fuck

an annoying white person with an abundant amount of freckles. Probably has an extremely close relationship with his father, almost to the point that it's homoesexual

Freckle Fuck: Aww gee dad, your the best, thanks for taking me hunting!
Freckle Fuck's Father: It's nothing son, your my boy and I'm proud of you. Now lets sing a song!

by ark September 23, 2004