eat cement 

eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out

octno: "hey ooga"
eat cement: "אני אכנס לבית שלך ואכל את החתול שלך."

eat cement by Soup__ October 21, 2021

Alabama Cement Mixer 

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.

Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.

Alabama Cement Mixer by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023

New York Cement 

2 Men from the US state of New York dress in construction uniforms. 1 Of the men covers himself in human feces, The other one lays down on a flat surface not moving. The man covered in human feces rolls himself over the man laying.

I just watched this disgusting video of these guys doing this thing called, " New York Cement. "

New York Cement by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 26, 2019

man cement 

Semen

I shot my man cement on my wifes face and glued her eyes shut.

man cement by Stlchrome January 15, 2017

egg cement 

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.

I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.

egg cement by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018

drink a cement milkshake

to man-up and get over a problem you're having

Richard's friend kept whining about his girlfriend leaving him so he told him to drink a cement milkshake and harden the fuck up.

drink a cement milkshake by Prodmod September 11, 2010

Gusset Cement 

What spunk turns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.

You're out and about, the totty is first-class but you don't think you're going to pull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".

Gusset Cement by Nefeco April 24, 2005