Platonic Top 

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

Platonic Top by Azeban September 12, 2020

Platonic Marriage 

A marriage between two friends whose relationship is strictly platonic

The twitch streamers ThatBakiri and Flawxen should get their platonic marriage legalized so they can commit tax fraud.

Platonic Marriage by NOT younicorn November 25, 2021

Platonic Love 

Platonic love involves deep affection, but no romantic or sexual attraction.

Platonic love involves deep affection, but no romantic or sexual attraction.

"I platonically love my friends."
"Well, duh. You don't romantically love us."

Platonic Love by Label_The_Candle April 8, 2022

Platonic Rape 

Rape without any sexual contact. Usually not stated but often implied. Some people who are especially good at video games could be known as Platonic Rapists, because they are always "raping" their opponents.

You just got raped. (Platonic Rape)

Platonic Rape by PlatonicRape January 25, 2011

Platonic Cum Jar 

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping

“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”

Platonic Cum Jar by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021

platonic valentine 

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day

Hey you wanna be my platonic valentine

platonic valentine by Antrobar May 5, 2018

Platonic Booty Call 

Dropping all of your plans so that you can be with an ex who now wants to be just friends.

"I was going to do homework, but Joe called."

"Did you hook up?"

"No, it was just a platonic booty call."

Platonic Booty Call by Alexa1018 August 11, 2008