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Hot Cheeto Latina 

A term used to describe latinas who, in High School would walk into class every morning eating Hot Cheetos (with the occasional bag of takis) and drinking Brisks beverages for breakfast. They're loud, obnoxious, and extremely rude. 90% of them will go on to either; become medical assistants, just bum for about 5 or so years, and/or get pregnant at 16 and become a stay at home mom until forced to attend UEI or similar institutions so they can "do something with their lives"
Jose: Eh foo, you see vania eating that big ol bag of cheetos this morning?

Miguel: she's a Hot Cheeto Latina, what'd you expect?
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Diosa Latina 

Spanish word for Latin Goddess. Used to describe a perfect "10" spanish girl.
Check out Josh's girl, Sarah, she's right off the boat from Guadalajara, she's definitely a Diosa Latina!

petite latina 

A latina girl who is small in size but has a booty
Dang Alexa is a petite latina
petite latina by Petite lover January 29, 2018

Queef Latina 

A ratchet ho with a wack shoe game. Her unibrow is so on fleek that NASA uses it to calibrate it's equipment. Thot's face is turnt. And when the boys skeet on her they yell YEET. She is also bad at math. Can be shortened to QL.
Hey did you see how shook Queef Latina got when asked about dat metric? Bitch has no math game.
Queef Latina by derperjones May 7, 2015

Blonde Latina 

A blonde latina are the lightskins of latinas. Once a latina dyes her hair blonde she'll hit you with "Who's this?" She'll start ignoring your calls/texts. She'll start feeling superior to dark haired latinas.
Look at her acting like a blonde latina
Blonde Latina by zzazza December 16, 2021

push up latina 

push up latina by GoodFellaRids November 11, 2017

Queef Latina 

You see that hot Mexican chick over there? She smells like a Queef Latina.
Queef Latina by Lizdawg October 1, 2017