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Minority Crusader 

A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.
I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.
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Cornbread Crusader 

Another name for a white racist, typically from the south.
That white boy, he’s being a real cornbread crusader

Condom crusader 

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
Condom crusader by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

pussy crusader 

bunch of baddies in one spot
#pussycrusaders4life
#superkoolkids
i heard the pussy crusaders were out the other day
yeah they really looted the houses of parliament, i wish i was a pussy crusader
pussy crusader by mekaaa June 12, 2022

cracker crusader

A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive
brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys

Caravan Crusader 

Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)
The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley

A simp Named Crusader #5497 

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him
A simp named crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?