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pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.
'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'
pain in the backside by JAT October 10, 2004
Related Words

Points on the backside 

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.

Braille on the Backside

When a person has pimples on their ass.
Ron told me that Sarah was rocking that Braille on the backside. I told him good looking out on the heads up

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices
man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

King of Revenge Backshots 

Someone who is good at backshots, specifically with a friend who was cheated on or otherwise disrespected by her significant other.
That man Prime is the King of Revenge Backshots

Boba and backshots

A term created by JasontheWeenie to suggest first getting boba milk tea with a girl, then giving her backshots (penetrating her from behind).
Boba and backshots is the Asian equivalent of "Netflix and Chill".
Girl: Wanna get boba later? I know a good spot.

Guy: Sure. Down for boba and backshots?
Girl: If you say so...