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Brown Credit Card 

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.
Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
Brown Credit Card by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

Drinking juice from a credit card

When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!

Irish Credit Card 

When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.
He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.
Irish Credit Card by Pseuso March 30, 2020

My credit card number 

102839182
Hey I just got the 69 $ from that free online money store
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number

Puerto Rician Credit Card 

A gun.
"OMG! He's got a Puerto Rician Credit Card!"