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Pitbull Cookies 

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
Pitbull Cookies by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020

Morning Cookies 

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.
My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.

slave cookies

A slang term for the popular brand of cookies known as Famous Amos. Called such because of the subjective picture on the back of the packaging.
"Those were some bangin slave cookies!"
slave cookies by ScottyB September 26, 2004

vaginal cookies 

hymen extracted from a womans vagina and baked in an oven, then consumed with milk.
i was cleaning my cnals and decided to make some vaginal cookies.

toss my cookies 

I tossed my cookies after one too many beers,
toss my cookies by Warren Lester January 6, 2004

Gorilla Cookies

A term you use to say someone is REALLY ugly.
Damn, you so ugly, someone should put your face in dough and make some GORILLA COOKIES.
Gorilla Cookies by Mdiesel July 31, 2007