Batman 

Definition 1: My Parents Are Dead! A Dark Night Hero also know in the '60 as a child molesters who role with a teenager in spandex but later becomes a bad ass who kicks peoples ass.
Definition 2: The sexual act to wear a batman costume, clothing related to batman, or black and fuck a bat (animal) Then shove a Bat (baseball bat) up your ass while watching any Batman movie, listening to death metal, and screaming "I'am the dark night!"

Example 1: Man I was watching Batman: The dark night and it was awesome!
Example 2: Yo Man I just pulled a Batman and my asshole is bleeding!

Batman by G$$2 April 3, 2011

batman 

When you grab each side of your nut sack and stretch it as far each way as you can. Then, you get some jackass to look at it. You then scream batman and meatgazer to attract attention. Finally, you are allowed to kick him in the ass 3 times calling him a fag each time.

I grabbed my sack and made my adhad ass brother look at my batman. All steps followed.

batman by Chet the mover December 29, 2007

Batman 

Combination of the words "Bat" and "Man" meaning:

a. a guy that holds a bat (in Baseball)

b. a creature that combines characteristics of both species with variants including "Batwoman", "Batboy", "Batgirl" etc.

c. a fictiotional character you might have heard of that is made fun of in Urban Dictionary by lame definitions

Batman turns 70 years old in May

Batman by Anonymous_22x2 May 1, 2009

BATMAN 

As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!

BATMAN by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010

batman 

Not any, nor ever will be a teenage boy. As most teenage boys who claim to be, in fact, have tiny penises. They tend to drive over compensating pickups, or gay white cars.

Nobody who for a to RRCA is Batman.

batman by bepbipbop July 9, 2010

Batman 

I'm Batman

I'm still Batman

Batman by Fksjsh May 23, 2016

batman 

smexy bitch that i simp for

batman is poggers

batman by IkeaBucketHatMan November 7, 2020