Dirty Carpenter 

She salts her butthole

Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole

Dirty Carpenter by carpenters August 16, 2024

Sabrina Carpenter 

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!

"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"

Sabrina Carpenter by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025

Sabrina carpenter 

When you go over to a girls house and eat her out then you proceed to leave and come back home to your girlfriend/wife and she tastes the other girls vagina.

I just pulled a Sabrina carpenter last night.

Sabrina carpenter by Wilbanksss June 19, 2025

French Carpenter

The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.

Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.

Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?

Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!

Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!

French Carpenter by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025

Sabrina Carpenter

Basic ass bland chicken "singer" who makes sex playlist music for pretentious girls

"Did you listen to Sabrina Carpenter's new single?"
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."

Sabrina Carpenter by bluedays500 December 15, 2025

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

The Angry Carpenter by The Comic November 5, 2012

The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.

I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.

The shaky carpenter by WDAsplin December 20, 2022