No-Luck-Suckyness 

A point in your life when you have a large amount of suck, as well as no luck. Could be common among large groups of races, religions, and economic classes, though less likely among upper-class members of society.

Friend 1-"Yes, I finally win something!"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"

No-Luck-Suckyness by Ariez June 5, 2013

Snackiness 

n. the quality or state of being characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy reached after consuming a small portion of tasty food; usually between meals

The Governor could not contain his snackiness after he devoured the tasty morsels of chocolate toasted coconut clusters.

Snackiness by Governor Granola July 22, 2012

suckishness 

noun relating to the actions of a person or persons in power who have selfish motivations.

The citizens have been trying to complete this building for almost 100 years but wars, politics and general suckishness happened.

suckishness by SpiderAnne May 6, 2015

Chamber Sickness

Physical and Mental impairment that results from working in the opressive atmosphere of the Santa Monica Chamber of Commerce for an extended period of time.

Why weren't you at work yesterday? I had a massive case of chamber sickness.

Chamber Sickness by Yawges May 28, 2010

chick sickness 

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks

person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."

chick sickness by eagles29 July 24, 2011

Gollum Sickness 

Gollum sickness: They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)

"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."

Gollum Sickness by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016

facetime sickness 

When someone is on FaceTime/video chat and they are moving too much/making too much noise while claiming to be a part of the conversation.

Jamila was giving Matthew FaceTime Sickness while running on a windy day.

facetime sickness by BurntClay June 11, 2018