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Authoritative Duke 

When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.
"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.
Authoritative Duke by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019
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Authoritardian 

These federalist cucks want to get bent over by daddy FBI and dommed like nobody's business. They are the antithesis to Twitter Blue Hairs, hate minorities, women, and flag-burners.

Low levels frequent internet junctions such as /pol and r/politicalcompassmemes, surviving off Doritos and mountain dew. But some, more powerful types, can blend into society and masquerade among other normal human beings...
Libtard: Man I can't fucking stand Staten Island. It and all the fat pigs who live there should sink into the sea
Tankie: Yeah, that fake borough is full of authoritardians.
Authoritardian by About37Cats February 26, 2022

Ghetto Authority 

When a person or person(s) feel as though, they can say or do anything to you without any repercussions. If there is any type of response to their actions, they claim to feel disrespected. Ghetto Authority is perpetrated by those who do not own or control anything, just their mouths and physical actions.
A example of a person with Ghetto Authority speaks using curse words and curses out others. But, when another person curses in front of them, they claim it to be disrespectful. Basically stating that the rule that they applied to you does not apply to themselves.
Ghetto Authority by damonsocool August 10, 2013
Scion of the ancient Viking god Thor.
He's so hardcore, he must be an Amthor.
Amthor by NWAfuhshuh February 14, 2009

Authofication 

The authorization and verification of anything.
I had to get a Authofication of my documents in order to file them.
Authofication by maddieblueeyes February 14, 2012

autoretardification

When your cellular devices "auto-correct" function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. The proceeding texts will usually start with a "*" then the corrected autoretardification.
Mom: did you invite people over facebook?
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.
autoretardification by Beacock April 19, 2013

autorection

When you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect
Oh man yesterday I had an autorection
autorection by Fox.7 December 11, 2016