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A person that comes to work and is seen by many people but is never found at their desk. They never seem to have time to get their work done. They usually have a "prop" that makes it look like they just "stepped away" from their desk. Something like a Cup of Coffee, a Pair of Glasses laid beside their computer, or a sweater/jacket resting on the back of their chair. Their calendars are never shared. Cell phone is never charged. They never seem to get anything done nor does anyone know of anything that they have completed. The two times of the day you will see them are in the morning when they enter the office and at 5:00pm sharp as they leave the office. Though, sometimes they stay late to make it look like they are really busy.
Worker1: "Hey do you know where Ann is?"
Worker2: "No, she is a Skater, no one can ever find her"
skater by ButterMN May 18, 2006
a group of people who have nothing better to do than sit on a quarter pipe while smoking a quarter of pot. usually become bums as there age advances. most of the time they can be caught cracking incredibly stupid jokes while trying to play pranks on eachother that involve their penis.
"wow that skater never does anything productive"
skater by nannerchuck August 12, 2009
grease young white males that dont shower or cut their hair
that guy has to be a skater
skater by jason andregg November 9, 2006
gay people who are stupid and wear tight pants for example:jorge, evan, and other gay people at TMS
girl:hey why is that guy wearing girl pants?
guy:whatta fag imma beat the hell out of him
girl:those are cute pants tho, but skaters arent aloud to use them
skater by kymy December 28, 2005
skaters are peope who can skate. therefore they are. they may smell...and be unacademic fools...but you grow to love them.
skater by devil_smirf September 23, 2003
someone who rides a skate board hense SKATE-r
he can ride a skate board hes a skater
skater by dickheadfuckingdicktard January 6, 2008