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Zanders are the GAYEST human beings in the world of human beings. Not even James Charles is as gay as them.
Zander; I am not Gay!!!!!

Me: Zander your gay be gay be gay
Zander by Zanders Friend June 14, 2022
ZANDER IS THE BIGGEST JULIE SUPPORTER CUZ JULIE IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN GOAT!!!!!!!!!
Did you see zander buy all of julies merch
hes so stingy

Wish someone was that supportive of me
Zander by juliedagaot6969 September 19, 2022
A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
Zander by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
someone who’s the biggest bully in the whole world
“that zander guy was super mean to me.”
obviously, his name is zander.”
zander by briocko March 12, 2023
Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.
Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander
Zander by FaggotGFan March 19, 2023
Zander is a bander
Zander the bander will bang you to sleep
Zander by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023