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Caught the Swine Flu

Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.
"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"
Caught the Swine Flu by fullfire0 August 20, 2009

new swine flu 

Twilight Series/Vampires; It's called the new swine flu cause it's everywhere and infecting people.
Shopper: OMFG! They have everything "New Moon" here! I am so annoyed.

Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?
new swine flu by babymommatobe February 3, 2010

Flu of the swine 

one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.

So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.

Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.

The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o

Swine Fluke 

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.
Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
Swine Fluke by Justin Duong May 6, 2009

swine fluenced

1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.

2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.
Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!

or

Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.
1.Any type of flu that can be caught while you are learning about sine, cosine, and tangent or anything related to that in Math.

2.A time period in which there is an outbreak of a type of flu (for example: bird flu and swine flu) that during that time, you are learning bout sine, cosine,and tangent or anything related to that in Math.
1. John caught the sine flu after passing a Geometry test on the topics of sine, cosine, and tangent.

2.In school, this historical era should be called the sine flu.
sine flu by Lazer81095 May 10, 2009